Bye-Bye Wi-fi

This morning we got an email from the Board Office telling us that yesterday’s wifi issues had been resolved. Yesterday’s wifi issues were, in fact, minimal. Today’s issues, on the other hand, were dramatic: the internet was out all afternoon. We did not get an email about this. Many teachers threw up their hands; some lessons are impossible to teach without the materials you prepared. I had made it to the photocopier in the morning, so my classes proceeded more or less as planned.

If you work in a school for long enough, or even for not very long at all, at some point the wifi will go out. If you are not a teacher, you might imagine that the worst timing for this would be in the middle of a lesson, but in fact the worst timing is any moment before you have photocopied the day’s handouts. And these days, the photocopier will inevitably require an internet connection to function, so if the wifi is down, no photocopies for you. Luckily, even in the age of Chromebooks and Google Classrooms, if you have handouts, friends, you have a lesson.

I am old enough that I started teaching – wait for this – BEFORE the internet was part of school. Heck, I am pretty sure the first school I worked at was still using dot matrix printers. I used to stand in front of a classroom with *chalk* and pre-planned examples. Students had to write down what I wrote on the board. If they were absent, they had to ask friends for notes. Even contemplating this now is vaguely mind-boggling.

All of this made me think of my interview for a job at the Lycee International just outside of Paris. I was traveling in France with a school group when I got the call offering me an interview. I was brimming with excitement. They wanted me to come for a day, meet with people and teach a few lessons. They were willing to fly me to Paris for this. I told them I was currently in the country and offered to come for a half day and do the interview while I was there – saving them some money and me the complicated travel during the school year. They said yes. 

When I agreed to teach a few classes, I hadn’t really considered that I had no resources with me – just the novels I was reading for pleasure. This was the mid-90s, so the internet existed, but it was nothing like what we have today; it was slow and housed significantly fewer resources. Plus, the school group I was with were doing homestays, so I was staying in the home of an older couple whose dial-up connection barely gave me access to my email. What to do? What to do?

What I did was taught what I knew. It was mid-February, so I dreamed up a lesson on Shakespearean sonnets and love poetry for the 11th grade class. I knew the sonnet form and knew enough of a few sonnets to be certain I could manage it. Read, think, write, share. Got it. Then, for the 8th grade class, I decided to go with James Thurber. You can’t miss with Thurber; if nothing else you can always spend time making noises – ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa – or laughing about unicorns. I knew I could turn these ideas into lessons – even for students I’d never met, even in France – without too much trouble.

Once I arrived at the school, I asked if I could use their internet to download and print the poems and the story. The Director looked at me, incredulous. “You planned your lessons in your head?” I shrugged. It was all I had available.

Luckily, the internet was working that day, so the staff gamely printed and photocopied the texts. My lessons went well – love and funny noises really never fail – and I got the job.

Today, I handed out This I Believe essays I had copied before the wifi died and dug through my teacher’s closet until I found books that I had long ago annotated in the way that I wanted the students to understand. If anything, pulling my own books with my own handwriting out of a closet in the classroom showed the students that I actually believe in annotating things. They sat with highlighters and pencils, reading texts on paper and noticing how they were constructed. It was kind of great.

Maybe tomorrow I’ll pull out some Thurber, just to see if it stands the test of time. Only, of course, if the wifi is working.

First impressions

Ten instructional days down, 179 to go. Here are some images so far:

The child who came into our Reading class after doing a phonics screen, put their head down and cried. They can “read” but only words they already know. When I went to comfort them, saying, “This is not your fault; this is the fault of the school system,” they whispered back, “Please don’t kick me out. This is the only class where I can breathe.”

A grade 12 class with 32 students, so full that I don’t have actual desk space for everyone. They just pile in and draw chairs up to the edges of tables. So far, it’s mostly working, though the room gets hot (and a little stinky).

The astonished look on a student’s face when I insisted, “really, you can read whatever you want for the first 15 minutes of class. The goal is to enjoy reading.” He chose a Russian novel!

When I told the Reading Class yesterday that I thought maybe they weren’t interested in watching the news (CNN10) at the beginning of class each day. (Our goal is to provide them with background information and a place to talk about big ideas.) Several of them looked up, shocked. “But we LIKE the news.” I said that I was worried they were a little bored by it this year. “No, Miss, that’s just how we look regularly. We still want to watch.” So we are.

The first student who finished a book – last week!! She handed back A Good Girls’ Guide to Murder and showed me that she had already checked out the second one from the library since she didn’t think I had it. Later, when her friend teased that she read all the time because she “doesn’t have a life,” she just smiled and said, “Miss, do you know where that book is? X needs to read it.” And… we already have a book making the rounds based on recommendations.

A student from my first year at this school – now in his final year of university – who has come back to volunteer in the classroom one day a week because he thinks he might want to be a teacher. On his first day in the classroom, he sat down next to a student and listened to them read aloud – just like I did with him five years ago. He even found a book he read that semester, still on my shelf.

When I looked up today and realized that 22 grade 9 students were paired up and having a focused conversation as they prepared to conduct interviews later this week. The class was abuzz with the sound of their voices talking about books they like and objects that hold meaning for them.

The three students who have been coming in almost every day during my prep period to tidy up my room. It is, in fact, a mess. They bubble with energy as they put up the bulletin boards I can only dream of and organize books so that the shelving system makes sense. They chat and straighten and tell me that I need to get rid of books no one is reading. “So many books, Miss!” and they shake their heads at me.

The student from last year who came in today at lunch and asked to borrow a book so that she could read it in her class this year. She had some general ideas about books she might like, but she wondered if maybe I could recommend something. No surprise to anyone, I could.

The repeated refrain, “You had my sister… do you remember my brother… you taught my cousin” followed by “she says hello”. The images of former students swim into my head – where they sat, what they read – and I smile when I say, “Tell her I say hello, too.”

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